Care bears

About
Care bears is a show about a group of little shit bears, they strive to liberate most of the world to make it living hell for people living on earth, if you see a care bear you have to kill it, burn it's body and cleanse your house with a priest.

Side effects:
-Reverting your age to 9 or lower

-Having lots of pains

-Dizziness

-Fatigue

-Nausea

-Vomiting

Cure
If you want out of being a child or suffering the symptoms, watch Meet the Pyro

Actual Care bears
This article was mostly being a parody of care bears in the Freddy's Disciples Universe, here is the actual article, Care Bears